( last login Dec 11, 2016 ad #66849 )
|Cape Coral, Florida|
|58 years old|
|Caucasian / White|
|6' 2" (188cm)|
|Aquarius (Jan 21 - Feb 19)|
|No (more) children|
What people say about me:
"Nicest person I know." No kidding!
"Handsome." Blah, blah, blah, whatever!
"You should be a stand-up comedian."
What I say about me:
I am here to find/create a sweet, powerful romance that will last for the rest of our lives and beyond! I am monogamous, playful, a natural leader in a crisis, confident, friendly, relaxed, determined, direct in communication, but rarely harsh. I eat a clean, healthy diet. I've been a vegetarian since I was 14, and vegan since 1/1/2013. I am one of the happiest people I know. I love life, people, and animals (I like them to be free to live their own lives.) I'm a martial artist with 2 black belts, 3 brown belts, a purple belt, and a blue belt. I love being in nature; around water, hiking, or on the beach.
Be warned; proceeding further is for your entertainment only. Names have been changed to protect me from being sued.
I think that it's wise to be clear about a few sexual matters before venturing further: 1) NO whips, handcuffs, fluffy handcuffs, pink fluffy handcuffs, pink fluffy whips. NONE! 2) NO S and M! Although some may disagree, I think I still have SOME dignity left! 3) If you're an alien: NO PROBING!
Let me answer a few of the questions that some of you have sent in... Jane of Ft Myers asks "Robert, are you hairy? I like hairy men, please don't disappoint me." Jane, there are some very hairy guys in the forests of central Africa, with very long arms, I'm sure they'd love to share their bananas with you.
Mary sent in this: "Rob, many men dating online post photographs that are old. Were your photos taken when you were younger, because you sure look young for your age?" Mary, sweetheart, all my pictures were taken when I was younger, the alternative technology doesn't exist, as far as I know.
Cindy from Naples, wrote asking "Robert, you are so sexy, how big is it? Your bank account? Are you a millionaire?" Cindy, how could I tell you were from Naples?
Suzie from Cape Coral asks, "Robert, all my ex's were terrible, they all ignored me. Please tell me you're not like them."
Sister Julianne from the Holy order of the sepulcher says this "Robert, you're a dreadful boy putting your soul on a site such as this, with all these devil women ogling at you with their sinful hearts. I ask you this, you dreadful boy: have you ever sinfully considered shaming your family and the holy church by having sexual relations outside of holy matrimonial wedlock? Have you, now?" Sister, I am very honored to get such an offer, and frankly, I've always found your dress...er...habit -thing appealing, and certainly, yes. When can we meet?
Janet from Bonita writes, "Robert, you don't have ANY shirtless public bathroom selfies, no pictures of you holding up dead, bleeding wildlife, NONE of you grimacing on a Harley. What the hell is wrong with you?" Janet, I'm pleased to tell you there are plenty of those men available because their restraining orders keep them from the women they love. Keep those questions coming, girls.
Laugh at my jokes (now that REALLY narrows the field!).
Are comfortable in your own skin.
Enjoy art, nature, hiking, living a healthy lifestyle, and you love people.
Are vegan or vegetarian.
Are slim, athletic and like to be active.
Have darker skin; skin that tans well. Italian or Hispanic looking.
Are intelligent, and love intelligent conversation.
Are happy; you love life.
When you're in love, you're all-in.
Get the big, big, big difference between sex and making love. The latter interests you way more.
Love the beach, and sunshine.
Relaxed, insightful, good communicator, enjoys humor, petite.