Jonathan
(  last login May 27, 2018     ad #57 )





Location:
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Age:
48 years old
Gender:
male
Ethnicity:
Caucasian / White
Diet:
Veggie/vegan
Religion:
Agnostic / not religious
Alcohol:
Socially
Smokes:
Occasional
Body type:
Average
Height:
5' 11"  (180cm)
Sign:
Not important
Marital status:
Single (never married)
Have Kids:
None
Want Kids:
Not sure
Education:
Self taught
Income: undisclosed
Relocation: Unlikely
Relationship: Casual dates OR activity partner
   

My description:

I can hold my breath for 23 days (24 if there's a harmonic convergence) and blow out a gale so strong that I can help farmers in distant lands plagued by locust infestations. I can make fish blink, even though they have no eyelids. There are remote, windswept Himalayan villages where my name is only spoken in muted gasps. I can communicate using an archaic Norwegian system of mime using wooden spoons. I'm originally from Africa, but then aren't we all? In a past lifetime I was Napoleon, but not the famous one. I have the chiseled body of a Roman God, minus the bits that fell off during a bout with leprosy.

Seeking:

Artistic, bizarre Canadian desires easygoing, fun, good-hearted, jovial karaoke lover. Me? Nonconformist, openminded, personable, quixotic, rather spontaneous. Turnoffs...? Unfeeling, vain women, xenophobes, yawnable zombies. Zany, yodeling, xylophone-whacking vegetarian, using thesaurus somewhat rapidly. Quarantine passed or not, monosyllabic/loquacious, khaki/jeans irrelevant. Hate going for everything dateless? Contact before Armageddon!



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