( last login Aug 17, 2022 ad #31180 )
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Location: |
Winter Garden, Florida |
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Age: |
45 years old | |
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Gender: |
male | |
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Ethnicity: |
Caucasian / White | |
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Diet: |
Vegan | |
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Religion: |
Atheist | |
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Alcohol: |
Never | |
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Smokes: |
Never | |
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Body type: |
Few extra lbs | |
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Height: |
5' 4" (163cm) | |
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Sign: |
Not important | |
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Marital status: |
Married /live-in partner | |
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Have Kids: |
None | |
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Want Kids: |
No (more) children | |
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Education: |
Masters | |
| Income: | live off the land | |
| Relocation: | Possible | |
| Relationship: | Casual dates OR serious relationship/marriage | |
My description:
is the best description ever invented. Okay, the bad news is I have psoriasis, a skin disorder that isn't contagious at all but isn't that appealing either. If you talk to me, please mention this so I know you're aware of it, because it's hard for me to discuss.
I'm a pretty chill guy (as well as socially awkward) and would rather stay in and goof around or have a meaningful discussion than go to a party. But I'd rather go to a party than have my spleen removed.
I'm a movie fanatic and watch a lot of action, horror, comedy, and horror-comedy movies. I'm into punk & hardcore music with some heavy metal thrown in. I write when inspiration's open palm smacks me across the face and compels me to create. For the past decade I've been writing screenplays and just finished my latest recently. If it's been your dream to listen to some dude with more DVDs than Netflix talk endlessly about how amazing his screenplays are while Dag Nasty pumps in the background, park a squat, son.
Seeking:
I'm in an open marriage and looking for someone who can put up with my sometimes insightful, often inane banter, who return the shopping cart after they're done with it, recycle compulsively, jump or climb on things, worship the Teletubbies, and spontaneously do cartwheels or hella stupid dances (and say "hella"). Line forms to the right, everyone. Basically, if you're still reading this, then you should contact me. This profile will self-destruct in 10 seconds.
